New account

Username: (one word, ASCII)
Real name:
email address:
password: (6-16 characters, ASCII only)
repeat password:
Captcha:
12 411
11 3 8
8 4 6
The answer to the captcha is the difference in value between the row with the largest sum (e.g. 12+4+11) and the column with the lowest sum (e.g. 4+3+4).
Account Hijack: If Phil has reserved a virtual account for you under the above username, then he will tell you the code to put here.